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Shark

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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.
When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.
by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020
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riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.
Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.
by Vansthing August 14, 2022
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Shark

The act of a female pleasuring a male through the act of "rimming" but the catch is she still wears braces and shreds the males asshole.
Daquavious: Ayo Ethel gave me that shark last night after the game.
Ferdinand: Yo is that why you haven't moved all day? That's crazy bro me too!
by JesusChrist69420_ January 27, 2023
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baby shark

NO.
Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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