Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Teenieweeniemeaniebeaniey

A smol baba zombie in ze game mine and craft

HELP, I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A TEENIEWEENIEMEANIEBEANIEY!!

by CaptainRooster8 January 11, 2023

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023

Teen Titans Rabies

An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room

"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."

by A Bit Sapphic January 31, 2023

Teenage Kicks

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over 'cause I'm all alone
I need excitement oh I need it bad
And it's the best, I've ever had
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right
Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over 'cause I'm all alone
I need excitement oh I need it bad
And it's the best, I've ever had
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right

by Death Menace February 14, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Teenage whore

I teen girl who’s hella attractive, who usually looks way too sexy for her age and it’s way too problematic. She’s had an active sexual life since their early teens to compensate her own emptiness. Maybe it’s because she’s in her clueless youth… or maybe she’s just a bitch.

You’ll fall for her, she’ll make you mad and sad, and she’ll never show her tears about it, but every time she gets her consequences, she cries in her bed in the most dramatic teen girl way possible.

*senior boys talking*
“That girl acts like a bitch with everyone”
“Really? she slept with me though. She didn’t act like one”
“… She’s 15…”
“WHAT?!”
“I know… she’s a Teenage whore”

by teen4gewhore February 26, 2023