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jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”
by Big egg unit April 8, 2021
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The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.
Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.
by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019
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rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.
"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."
by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013
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rip

when somebody fucks up really badly or when something doesn't workout
"Dude, I think I left my earbuds on the bus."
"Rip dude. nice job."
by perplreign June 7, 2017
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ripped

Is that another joint? I was ripped after the second one.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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Ripping hickory

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
by Turboteebone November 18, 2024
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rip

A person who's cheeks flabble when they run but they have a dummy thicc ass
Hooker: damn girl ur a rip
Girl: PERVERT
by Kitkat ☺ May 30, 2021
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