Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
by Loberson June 1, 2016
Get the pretend pornmug. A porn date is when 2 or more people get together to watch porn. A porn dates usually takes place after a discussion of porn collections. Physical attraction does help but is not required. Porn dates may result in sexual touching and/or coitus.
Person 1: "I have weeks worth of porn in my archives."
Person 2: "Wow, we should get together for a porn date and explore each others sexual desires."
Person 2: "Wow, we should get together for a porn date and explore each others sexual desires."
by DomTom365 September 5, 2016
Get the Porn datemug. by poperoni304 September 16, 2023
Get the fan pornmug. me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?
by KIDBRO September 25, 2023
Get the Porn watchermug. The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.
by Bhesh December 3, 2015
Get the porn hourmug. a genre on pornhub.com with amfrized(a small asian dude), jodie(amfrizeds crush) and ninja costumes.
by zioebzbnzj April 26, 2021
Get the amfrized pornmug. normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021
Get the Bread Pornmug.