pulled a bobby

When you sleep past the timing for an important event.

Aww man, i was prepared for Bear Trap 1 at UTC1500, but i pulled a bobby and missed it.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2025

pilled

someone says this when they are hyper fixated or think/feel a lot about one of their interests. basically a simpler way for someone to say they are obsessed with _ or can't get their mind of _. (this term is used on Twitter/X a lot).

"I'm so hockey pilled"

"ayee me too, what's your team?"

by grey_42 November 25, 2025

Pulled an Adam

To make plans with someone and then ego those plans by not showing up or making up a random excuse.

I was supposed to go get lunch with him but he Pulled an Adam.

by Tecnikle December 15, 2025

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Pulled an Albo

To mysteriously vanish from public view the moment a crisis erupts, only to resurface later with vague platitudes, scripted photo ops, and zero accountability. The hallmark of political stealth mode.

Example 1: "As soon as the scandal broke, the minister pulled an Albo - total ghosting until the ribbon-cutting ceremony."

Example 2: "Where's the PM during this mess? Mate, he's pulled an Albo again: MIA when it counts, back for the selfies."

by Elevating Joy❗️ December 17, 2025

Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016