one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 21, 2004

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Angry Pirate

To ejaculate into someone's eye, and to kick them in the shin as they attempt to clean it out with something so that they hop on one leg cover their eye and yell like a pirate.

" dude I angry pirated her last night!, it was awesome! "

by XodusFate December 14, 2014

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Pirate Hooker Nation

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!

'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"

by (= Pirate Hooker October 20, 2010

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reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

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Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

by broskiparty May 16, 2009

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