penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

penis

if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.

woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.

by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022

penis

harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans

"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*

by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022

Penis

A penis

My penis is very long

by Mybootyissoft January 4, 2023

Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023