minute bitch

a girl who finishes something quickly, can also be finished so quickly that there's rarely any satisfaction from it, both from the girl and/or the receiver, can apply to chores, homework, sex, etc

guy 1: 'dude was she awesome in bed'
guy 2: 'hell no, she was done with me quicker than a minute bitch'

by bleufrog November 8, 2011

Mittelstand

Economic German for a pile of narrow-minded smurfs doing their own thing without being noticed.

Quantitative definition: They don't have a lot of money.

Qualitative definition: They do incest.

A: What's this company? I haven't heard about it ever.
B: Some Mittelstand tard trying to conquer the world by selling wieners.

by bdms November 26, 2011

Mitties

man titties

that guy has huge mitties

by doarhx June 25, 2019

Minutos

A synonym to the word "minutes" for retards who are incapable of properly typing the word "minutes" on their keyboard.

"Hey, Jim! I'll be home in a few minutos" "Don't you mean, 'minutes' Tom?" "No, I'm retarded."

by Epicguy2 July 27, 2019

Minutemen

The main difference between the minutemen of the American Revolution and the minutemen of the new millennium is the minutemen of the American Revolution were fighting the British who came from overseas to fuck with America, while the minutemen of the new millennium were fighting Mexicans who were really visiting land their ancestors once lived on. What the minutemen of the new millennium were doing there is closer to what the British were doing with the Indians when they first showed up.

The minutemen were really the 10 second men, since they were gone in about 10 seconds, and everything else is still there, it hasn't changed.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

slow minute

A retarded minute, a bad time in ones life

Damn that was a slow minute back then.

by re_-tard April 4, 2010

Highway Minute

When you think that you have been driving for a long time, but when you look at the clock, only a few minutes have gone by. Similar to Microwave Minutes

I was driving for like 3 hours, but when i checked the time only 3 minutes had gone by, it was just 3 Highway Minutes

by psxfonzo July 30, 2010