man pon
Whan you have to go to the bathroom really bad, but there is no where to go, you stick a napkin or somthing on your butt incase of leakage
man pon by Andrew Eclipse February 8, 2007
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Randy: "Word brotha. What happened to Ted"
Paul: "Yo, yo! That cat put moves on Jen and she kicked him in the man fruit!"
Paul: "Yo, yo! That cat put moves on Jen and she kicked him in the man fruit!"
man fruit by Nick Brackett November 5, 2008
man spank
noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.
1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.
man spank by Big Francisco December 31, 2009
Man Tidy
A state of order and cleanliness that is barely passable. If your teeth have been brushed for approximately 15 seconds, the front part of your hair has been messily styled, and your shirt has been dragged out of the washing basket and febrezed, consider yourself "man tidy." If your living room has floor debris and unidentifiable matter pushed under the sofa, empty lager cans lined up on the coffee table and a light layer of dust covering every surface, consider it "man tidy." If you're a woman and you keep your affairs in such disorder, then grow some ovaries and pick up a duster.
There are males that walk among us that have shrugged off "man tidy" and all its associated mingingness, yet we shall refer to these individuals as Gods, because they are so very rare and breathtaking.
There are males that walk among us that have shrugged off "man tidy" and all its associated mingingness, yet we shall refer to these individuals as Gods, because they are so very rare and breathtaking.