Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

seanhann job

When a "legitimate" media reporter / personality sucks up to a politician so much, it's basically a sexual relationship.

Wow did Hannity give Trump a seanhann job on stage last night.

by XYZF November 6, 2018

Whip Job

A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.

Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.

by JustTip March 16, 2021

Teen job

A job is done by a teenager or highschooler for a minimum wage. Teen jobs are usually on weekends, but also occasionally on weekdays. These jobs can consist of anything between a babysitter or caddy.

I have been searching the web lately for teen jobs near me.

by HelpingGirl5 May 14, 2020

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

Job Time

A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob

I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!

by Holy12 March 16, 2013