big jerm

always pistol packin, and never lackin. usually likes to go by the name Ben Toten. runs da skreets and packs a 10 foot pole. big jerm is always slangin and hangin.

If u fuck wit big jerm then you fuck wit da crew.

Damn big jerm thats a phat cock.

by Ben Toten October 14, 2020

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.

“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”

by Al’s Lacrosse June 1, 2021

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Dirty Jeremy

A piece of shit who wrote something mean about his girlfriend's sister when he was in 6th grade

Did you see what he wrote about his sister he pulled a Dirty Jeremy

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021