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Hammer Time

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021
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Hammer Turn

When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.
Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.
by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021
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Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012
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The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
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Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013
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bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
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Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011
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