fuck a duck 

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

fuck a duck by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

Fuck you, K Hype! 

A phrase said in the popular video series Rage Quit, where Michael is playing the Impossible Game, and an Xbox LIVE friend comes on with the gamer tag of K Hype. Can be used at the most random of times.

1. "Maybe if Super Meat Boy was Mr. Fuckin' Potato Head and you pulled his fucking face off, this is what you get! <Reference to the dull-colored cube in the Impossible Game.>"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

2. "That algebra test was honestly the most fucking stupid thing in the world, and I'm off for the last half of the day! Thank God!"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

Fuck you, K Hype! by 1SgtBeastblood December 5, 2011

fuck boy 

A boy who is a player and is only in a relationship for sex

Don't date him he's a fuck boy

fuck boy by Joshuaperry64 June 14, 2016

fuck stutter 

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.

Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!

fuck stutter by DO.g March 9, 2004

fuck everybody 

had enough crap from all those that you have delt with in the past that anyone and everyone can go fuck themselves

yeah Iam quiting smoking going on day # 2 All I can say is FUCK EVERYBODY !

fuck everybody by Bravia nova March 21, 2010

Fuck the Army

Something said by soldiers who are sick of putting up with BS in the army

"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"

"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"

"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."

"FTA"

Fuck the Army by dvlkhbadljfnv December 27, 2011

fuck 'em 

In a state in which a person could careless about a person, place, thing or a group.

Delvis didn't show up for this blunt, ah, fuck 'em.

fuck 'em by ismokedope November 12, 2008