porn dive 

The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."

porn dive by MaestroWalrus December 28, 2008

profit-driven company 

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

profit-driven company by kabukulator September 15, 2011

driveway cleavage 

Refers to the bosom-like mounds of snow that occur at the bottom of a driveway after shoveling out from a snowstorm. Typically the cleavage grows and comes together as the winter progresses.

I have some serious driveway cleavage this year. I can barely get my Honda through it.

driveway cleavage by mngurl February 21, 2011

booty diver 

Someone who frequently dives deep into their girls booty hole

I heard Aisha is into booty divers

booty diver by OneSlowDino January 21, 2018

Dive Bomber

A friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a shit.

Example: Pulling a dive bomber attack, Joe dropped by my house
just to take a shit.

Dive Bomber by Ryan Seal April 17, 2007

drivers test 

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

drivers test by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013

diverse 

A politically correct way to say that a school, area, or environment is mostly black or Hispanic. It doesn't have to be 'diverse' at all, as in Montebello High School which is 97 percent Hispanic, but it is still called 'diverse'.

Compton is an extremely diverse area.

Um, what are you talking about? It's black and Hispanic. That's not very diverse!

diverse by Angelacia July 14, 2007