Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

by kelp#1 February 13, 2014

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

Tarzan dater

Someone who doesn't end a relationship till they have the next relationship lined up.

Beth is such a Tarzan dater, she can't be single for a day.

by zb92 February 13, 2015

dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015

leavers date

The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs

Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up

leavers date

by Mate7651 October 29, 2015