squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease(DBM Disease) is what you get when you make out with someone who has recently had made contact with a butthole with their lips, or made out with someone who has DBM

Tyler: " yo Trevor did you hear Ricky made out with Carly"
Trevor: "yeah i heard she been eating ahh so now he got that Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease og"

by Dick156 February 17, 2025

Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023