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dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉
by Loogy December 16, 2014
mugGet the dirt loogymug.

Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
mugGet the Dirt nougatmug.

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
mugGet the dirt fetusmug.

dirt pearl

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.
by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016
mugGet the dirt pearlmug.

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.
Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".
by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008
mugGet the dirt blurtmug.

Dirt puller

Insert a vegetable that grows in the ground into her butt and have her lay on her stomach and remove it and eat as if you pulled it out the ground
by Seth Arthur December 11, 2023
mugGet the Dirt pullermug.

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.
Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.
by L Pp August 21, 2017
mugGet the dirt thongmug.

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