the daddy

To be the hardest person in you prison.

Im the daddy now I run this wing

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

dadankadank

its like dank....but even more extreme

David: I shot a goat today and killed it!

Kevin: Dank.

David: AND I shot it NAKED with my EYES CLOSED!!!!

Kevin: Dadankadank.

by akfortysevenkevin May 25, 2007

daddy longlegs

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.

by Stormsworder April 22, 2007

mack daddy

Guy who suddenly is attractive to women and scores regularly.

Can you believe it? That William Hung is a big Mack Daddy after his success on American Idol.

by Desert Irishman May 1, 2004

Daddy Ride

Synonymous with Tit Wank, the act of placing your penis between a woman's breasts for sexual pleasure, usually with the intention of reaching orgasm.

I was horny but she had the painters in and suggested a Daddy Ride instead.

by braindeadmotherfucker July 13, 2006

Sugar Daddy

A SIMP with benefits.

If you think about it, a Sugar Daddy is just a SIMP that can successfully score a partner.

by beatlesotaku August 10, 2022

poods.is.daddy

Really, one of the greatest founding fathers that are still alive. They say that when God is not looking, Poods is always. Some say that even Jesus committed suicide because of his fear of Poods. In one clap Poods can make galaxies burst ino flames. Poods.Is.Daddy is his full name and must always be respected and loved.

Guy 1: Bro I just talked to poods.is.daddy and he told me he wanted to clap

Guy 2: *dies*

by _yeet.god_ March 2, 2019