chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

Chimping

When you are at work (usually in an office) and there are persons banging on about all kinds of shite. Excessive chattering often caused by too much coffee. Sometimes its just one person talking or even singing to themselves with no thought or concideration for anyone else. Very prevalent on a Friday at around 3pm.

"Stop chimping-on... you bin-bag!!!!!!"

by ZEDWARD June 2, 2017

Chimpin

When you have an event that prohibits you from hanging with the boys

John: Can Jack hop on CoD?
Tom: Nah, he's chimpin with his family
John: Damn Jack, Stop chimpin

by n00bslxyr May 13, 2020

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Champ Slap

To slap another friend on the buttock in order to motivate that person to get snacks.

Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.

by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009

Champion of Cyrodiil

The Champion of Cyrodiil is the player character of "The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion".

He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.

You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.

In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.

After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.

The Dragonborn sucks ass compared to the Champion of Cyrodiil.

by Yeolch33kycunt January 18, 2015