Captain Persassy

an amazing youtuber that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 23, 2021

Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.

Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.

by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Captain Jaggery

-An awesome and fearsome, antagonistic sea captain from the book; "The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle"

-Landon

"Captain Jaggery... what a gentleman..."

by Mr Cornersss October 18, 2021

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.

Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!

by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021