for a good time call

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

by mossyrock February 20, 2015

Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

call a spade a spade

to expose somebody 4 wat dey are when every one else is too scared to.

"And I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is"- Jay-Z Blueprint 2

by m - 16 January 16, 2008

Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.

Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.

by Goose8531 September 24, 2020

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 07, 2010

phone booty call

A phone booty call is when someone calls you very late at night typically after midnight just to talk to you and have a conversation. However, They'll only talk to you after midnight. Most people would call someone after midnight for a booty call but phone booty callers call after midnight just to talk on the phone. They won't speak to you the entire day unless it's midnight.

Girl: Hey !
Guy: *8 hours later when it's finally midnight* hey whats up ? i'm gonna call you
Girl: ok

The next day
Girl: *sends message at 2pm* Hey whats up?
Guy: *waits until midnight to answer back* Hey whats up ! let's talk on the phone
Girl: You only talk to me at midnight and you specifically wanna talk on the phone at that time and then ignore me the next day until midnight. You're using me as a phone booty call !

by Wassup456 May 29, 2017

call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 25, 2010