- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).
- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.
"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."
"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."
A bowel movement so large and unconsolidated that it fills up the bottom of a toilet and crests above the surface of the water, forming what appears to be an island.
I shouldn't have had that second burrito last night, this morning I left a Brown Maui at the hotel.