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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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holiday worshiper

These are the people that only go to church on holidays, i. e. "Christians" that only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
My mom is a holiday worshiper. She just got back from the Christmas service and is now looking forward to Easter.
by LardAndSavoryCheezusCrust August 10, 2020
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georoge washing machine

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020
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identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.
After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.
by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020
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Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.
Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.
by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020
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helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.
Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
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