Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

watchin a movie

doing the dirty, the grown up or having sex

Friend 1: so wat did yal do at his apartment.
Friend 2: ummm... we were jus watchin a movie...:)

by jaime w March 18, 2008

Watch and yearn

A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.

Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....

Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....

I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.

by Kittenhead July 22, 2011

slash weather

indecisive, inclement weather. a combination of horrible precipitation that is cold, wet and windy all at once. generally used bitterly.

"what IS this weather outside? it's raining, but it's freezing rain and windy, but it turns into slush with a side of ice."--miriam

"it's SLASH weather, as in sleet/snow/rain/ice. i hate it."--walsh

by Mike B. Walsh December 15, 2008

power-watch

To fast-forward through a movie and only watch the good parts in order to save time.

-Yea, he's power-watching Battlestar Galactica on my computer

by sofififi June 12, 2011

Willy watcher

A man who enjoys watching younger males shower. Most Willy Watchers are employed in public schools as P.E. teachers.

That Mr. Andersen always seems to be in the changing rooms after P.E. He is fucking creepy, that Willy Watcher.

by geezerdk January 2, 2012