by Chipbeefy July 8, 2011
Get the Von mug.When a womans vagina is too dry for sex from drinking too much Vodka. The Female version of whiskey dick
my girl be having some vodkagina yo.
by raven and ben August 11, 2010
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Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007
Get the disco volante mug.As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption i feel obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking.
A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle
B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.
C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them
D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.
E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.
F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR
G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.
H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss.
facts
Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.
Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver.
In the United States only commercial, mass produced vodka is available and has a number of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey or in the best case scenario Sweden.
Best brand of Vodka are: VEDA and BELUGA BLACK, these two brands made Stoli and Absolute look like absolute shit!
Please drink responsibly and enjoy.
A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle
B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.
C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them
D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.
E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.
F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR
G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.
H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss.
facts
Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.
Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver.
In the United States only commercial, mass produced vodka is available and has a number of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey or in the best case scenario Sweden.
Best brand of Vodka are: VEDA and BELUGA BLACK, these two brands made Stoli and Absolute look like absolute shit!
Please drink responsibly and enjoy.
Example a
guy1: So how was last night?
guy2: Man i meat this banging chick and after a couple shoots she was all over me
Example b
Girl1: so how was last night?
Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this) this guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same bed with that pig.
guy1: So how was last night?
guy2: Man i meat this banging chick and after a couple shoots she was all over me
Example b
Girl1: so how was last night?
Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this) this guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same bed with that pig.
by Ivan k August 3, 2007
Get the vodka mug.The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.
Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.
His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.
Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.
His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.
Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006
Get the Lord Voldemort mug.(verb) To combine or assemble individual things (which may function individually) made separately into a common meta-product where they all work together synergistically for a common goal.
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
"Let's voltron these parts together." or "It's time to voltron the crust, filling & meringue together to make this pie."
by thethirdchimpanzee September 10, 2007
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