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Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth
My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night
by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019
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Skinless surprise

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed
by Papihoudini June 28, 2019
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tuna surprise

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021
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Billion Surprise Toys

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You
by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021
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Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022
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Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.
by fett37 August 3, 2010
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Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!
Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
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