Shlity

When it's lit but also shit at the same time

Bro, this party is totally shlity.

by Jorsav February 15, 2017

Slit

How to say "slut" in Roblox

YOU DUMB SLIT! YOU SNATCHED MY LOOK!
THESE DUMB SLITS EVICTED ME FROM BIG BROTHER! RUDE!
VANESSA THE SPIDER BITCH IS SO ANNOYING! LEAVE YOU DUMB SLIT!

by katemarshclan June 17, 2018

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

slither

slither- possibly one of th ebest songs ever!!! performed by the best band ever, Velvet Revolver.

Holy crap! slither is on the firggin radio!!!!!

by VR girl February 20, 2005

Slither

A person that whines and complains excessively; a compulsively hateful person; a person with extremely bad taste; a person that will spam message boards with hateful complaints about things he doesn't like and attempt to start flame wars about these topics.

A message board troll is often a Slither.

by GJ March 5, 2004

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

slit clit

The act of removing the clitoris in order to make sex less pleasing to the woman, but requires the male to thrust deeper into the vagina in order to hit the g-spot.

Bro I was balls deep in this Samoan broad last night. She was a definite slit clit. I banged her so hard!

by Theresa Manda Shea Chris April 8, 2008