Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.

Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!

by Kinky pinky June 9, 2005

swinetastic

Wack. Someone who fronts all the time is swinetastic. Commonly used to describe terrible rappers.

That verse was fucking swinetastic. I've never heard someone say WHAT and NIGGA more in my entire life.

by Ndogg88 October 16, 2008

Swine Flu

A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.

John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.

by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009

swing ding

a man that slaps his meat onto another object or human being and gives 0fucks

nigga you a swing ding

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

Key -Swinger

A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"

Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo

by DylanFan88 July 23, 2008

dick swinging

is when a male gets naked

"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"

by dickswingin March 25, 2020