Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle

A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024

Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Dirty spoon

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.

I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.

by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024

spoon-fed democracy

a "democratic" society that was implemented by colonial government and not gain from organic grassroots revolutionary movement of the proletariat

hong kong in the late era of colonization is an example of a spoon-fed democracy by the imperial british empire

by soundchecked123 January 27, 2026

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026

Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

by Aloisinho February 18, 2026