mojo retard

When two people have an awkward relationship :/

Anon loves anon there fore they are mojo retard

by Comeoncomeon March 29, 2014

Honey-Retard

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.

No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.

by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011

digital retard

Digital retard is a person who has No or low level of competency in use of digital technologies .The low level of digital technology competency could be described by two or more of the following attributes - does not own a mobile, does not have a personal e- mail id, does not know to use internet, refuse/decline to learn use of digital technologies, does not know how to use the remote.

Most of the digital retards live a retired life and cannot be expected to learn new technologies as they have low level of education, remotely situated away from connectivity, live amongst a group of people who are equally digital retards

by jinadavis November 14, 2013

Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.

When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.

by Evilman666 May 20, 2009

Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

by user562 February 14, 2017

Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010