Half Retard 

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.

There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

Half Retard by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

situational awareness retard 

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

situational awareness retard by ben d October 23, 2005

Stereotype retard 

A Stereotype retard is one who sucks at Stereotyping one's race or religion.

Jason is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that Indians are all Muslims and they are all terrorists.
Kip is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that all black people eat chicken, jump high, and are always chased by police officers.

Stereotype retard by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007

Functional Retard 

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1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

Functional Retard by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011

Big Gay Retard 

larry

hey its big gay retard larry!

Big Gay Retard by beyondorigin June 5, 2019

Robbie Retard

When someone is acting like an idiot. Typically shortened to Robbie

Doug: Hey man I'm trying to pick up this chick but your being a Robbie Retard

Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie

Robbie Retard by Ape-Nation May 6, 2017

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

Theodore the retard by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019