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Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024
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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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queef nugget

queef nugget is the term for pumping it from the back that when you exit the gender that has ben in intercorse with you lets a queef out and a hard macdonalds chicken nugget plops onto the serface in which the 2 people did the deed
by wetslimypum December 14, 2024
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Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed
by wetslimypum December 14, 2024
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Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef
We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef
by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024
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badussy queef storm

when you finished having intercourse and the woman queefs, the male farts and they have a fan on the roof therefore making a tornado of the terrible smells
oh we just made a badussy queef storm babe!
by jqbdd December 30, 2024
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The Keef Queef

The keef queef.
"damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"

"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"
by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025
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