bon app-a-queef 

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

bon app-a-queef by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

Kung Pao Queef 

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

Kung Pao Queef by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

keep the queef 

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

keep the queef by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Cup of queef 

Just like a cup of cheese(which is when you fart, cup the fart in your hand, and lastly throw it into someone to know so that they smell it) but with a queef.

Dude that cup of queef smelled so bad!!!

Cup of queef by anonymous January 9, 2021

The Forbidden Queef 

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

The Forbidden Queef by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

a left queef to the bosom 

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

a left queef to the bosom by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

Sea glass queef 

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.

Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*

Sea glass queef by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024