pleaking

Farting out of your penis.

Me: What was that Tommy?!
Tommy: Don't be afraid, it was just me pleaking.

by Cahcahminator February 11, 2014

Pleasure Selfie

A pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. The person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). A pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on Instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite sex. Pleasure-Selfie takers also use captions such as "I'm so ugly", "Deleting soon", Not sure about this' and the good old "#ewmyface" these captions are used for people to say "Oh no, you're beautiful" or "Don't delete you're gorgeous". These Pleasure-Selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.

Jim: Did you see Monica's pleasure selfie it was so hot
Bob: Yeah but she's totally fishing for compliments

by lexie_watermelon08 April 28, 2015

please level

The end result of inputting the words "one please is plenty" in to google translate and translating it several times e.g. English-yoruba-spanish-bulgarian-English. We believe this to be a prophecy from the great professor oak. a.k.a the Banbarian Druglord. The definition is written in the wind.

Me: what is the meaning of life.
wind: please level.
me: Woogie

Please level.
what.
exactly.

by nemesis101xo June 4, 2015

pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

pleasant fart

The unexpected happyness when its just a fart and no shit

That was rather a pleasant fart

by durpysquid January 11, 2016

Pleasantable

When something is not quite pleasant, but on its way to it.

Similar to something being just okay, or alright.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how was the party?"
Guy 2: "Not too crazy. I was looking to get fucked up, but it was pleasantable."

by LilRed004 September 14, 2016

Pleaph

The type of noob in a game of Battlefield that doesn't know what to do and teamkills, making everybody mad while at it.

That kid is such a pleaph

by asdjkghjlasdfyusdhs September 7, 2016