Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.

Mmm this top jelly is great!

by A-iric May 19, 2007

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

quick top

When a woman gets in your and sucks your dick

Bro I just got some quick top by my tinder match

by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019

top of mind

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

by MyPseudonym September 28, 2022