deagle ownage

When you "own" someone else with a desert eagle. Commonly used for nerds who play counter strike.

hellz yea, deagle ownage!!!111!1! (said immediately after you get a kill with the deagle.)

by pwn4g3 to teh m4x May 29, 2005

bitch owned

Someone that is a bitch and you just owned them. Whether that be in a sport or in anything else.

"You just got bitch owned!"

by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007

your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.

Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"

by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012

Kiss your own ass

To be really lucky

Damn bitch you just got really lucky...you better kiss your own ass

by Meli C October 25, 2013

liking your own post

euphemism for male masturbation

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!

by The Electric Jelly June 5, 2015

Oof ouch owie

A way for Gen Z kids to express discomfort

Teacher: "Make sure to study for your final tomorrow!"
Gen Z kid: "oof ouch owie"

by Yardi B August 6, 2019