Dippin' in the dark chocolate

You would say this when a white male has sexual relations with a person of color

"Did you see James' new girlfriend? "
"yeah, he's been dippin' in the dark chocolate all of a sudden

by Jameshasahugecock March 18, 2018

Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.

"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

by Peuso March 7, 2009

dark side of the moon

A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.

When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.

by Herb N. Dictionary 2011 August 28, 2011

Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

by Malix August 12, 2004

Punching the dark star

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.

Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.

by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011

alone in a dark house

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game

Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

dark side of the rainbow

(Noun). There are no colors on the dark side of the rainbow.

(Adj) Describes bad emotion. Depression.

Guy 1:Hey there's Chuck. Why does he look so down?

Guy 2:He's on the dark side of the rainbow.

by Fenderjazzmaster October 4, 2013