New Directions 

New directions are often very exciting and stimulating, particularly when they're especially hard and challenging. Many people have a strong desire for new directions, but others are disgusted by them because they can often be very messy and unpredictable. New directions can sometimes be frightening to those who are unaccustomed to them. However, new directions are essential to the existence of the human race.

Why do I suddenly feel like sucking new directions?

New Directions by jujubez March 27, 2010

new born 

feeling blahh. As if you don't know what's going on, and or, what's wrong.

"im feeling like a new born"
"why?"
"i dont know, something just seems off"

new born by One weeks worth April 22, 2010

New Tripoli

A very small town in Eastern Pennsylvania. Home of Northwestern Lehigh School district. There are a lot of hicks in this area and if a zombie apocolypse were to occur no one would know unless they lived there.

"where is New Tripoli?"
"Out past Slatington"
"There's life outside of Slatington?"

New Tripoli by 51005 August 17, 2011

New Hampshire hotpocket 

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral

SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...

New Hampshire hotpocket by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009

New York State 

An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.

It's another cloudy New York State day!

New York State by justin March 11, 2008

New York Steamer 

A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.

"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"

New York Steamer by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009

new jersey dip 

when u are having sex on a beach and the male pulls out of the female, dips his penis into the sand and proceeds to reinsert his penis into the female.

guy 1: How did ur midnight beach hook up do dude?
guy 2: Well i had too much to drink and tried the new jersey dip on her....
guy 1: well hopefully she wont tell her friends

new jersey dip by CTizzle July 28, 2008