Alexis's mom

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.

Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .

by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016

mundane mom

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.

You are a mundane mom.

by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014

mawdz mom

Mother of the Mawdz.

An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.

Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.

WOW Mawdz mom, your the best ive ever had for 3 pennies.

by onewiththewang January 28, 2004

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Keenans mom

i want her to call me mommy

keenans mom can be my mommy

by You know Angelica you know December 2, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

"your ugly"
"your mom"

by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022