monkey rinse 

also know as a split washer or douce bag

women: i dont feel so fresh. honey can you bring me my monkey rinse?

monkey rinse by bdub097 September 9, 2020

monkey asher 

A monke who is NOT disabled

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!

monkey asher by monke sam fan October 1, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

Monkey in the bathroom by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

Monkey Up A Stick 

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

Monkey Up A Stick by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

Monkey Dicking Around by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

monkey 2 

literally monkey, but again.

"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"

monkey 2 by Dehydrated_Water December 24, 2020

monkey grind 

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey

"he be on his monkey grind"

monkey grind by Zacco January 11, 2021