job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

The Lord Wilikes

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.

Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.

by The longswordman September 3, 2013

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)

A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.

Karen: That woman is such a brown noser. She's always at church and is always sucking up to everyone.

Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).

by Twatts! March 4, 2011

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

$kee lord

A rapper from SoundCloud who is usually raps like ski mask the slump god,his top sound is LET IT GXBut he is very friendly and calm when you talk to him in person,he’s really funny but sometimes he’s very depressed and doesn’t wanna talk to anyone,his inspiration is scarlxrd$kee lord is also really nice

define $kee lord to me

by The realization December 4, 2018

melt lord

someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.

Peter is such a fucking melt lord

by Yoitsyaboiii July 15, 2017