Johnnoluck 

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.

Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.

Johnnoluck by aphid2 November 27, 2016

jonnythan 

An actual retard

What a foolish comment, don't be such a jonnythan.

jonnythan by Rection,HughG November 27, 2019

Johny Bootlegger

Johny Bootlegger - nail polish remover

Mixed with fruity kool-aid in a glass bottle.

Flavors include

Fox hole fruit punch

Moonshine mango

Ice lemonade

Alcatraz sour apple

Juice joint watermelon

Sing sing sour grape

Shady shades strawberry

Syndicate sour peach

Prison break black cherry

Scarface sour raspberry

Your local corner / arab store or

wine and spirits Shop may carry them .

Easier to drink compared to four loko.
And Johny Bootlegger is gluten free.

Contains 12% alcohol by volume, with ten flavors that are simply the bees' knees. Enjoy responsibly. OR ELSE.

*10% alcohol by volume in TN and MS

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Johny Bootlegger is inspired by the Prohibition era of the 1920s – where many creative cocktails were invented in speakeasies. It’s a great choice when a very tasty, spirited beverage is desired. At 12% alcohol by volume, and ten great flavors to choose from, Johny Bootlegger lives up to the legend.

* Geloso Beverage Group

Johny Bootlegger by Blu_leef March 16, 2023

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.

“Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”

Jonny kane by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020

jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006