jizz

seminal fluid contains bacteria in healthy men.
men with prostatitis are carrying dangerous bacteria in their sacs. If sperm count is declining, as it has for the last 100 years, it means bacteria count is increasing. Most bacteria are the same size as sperm. The bacteria feeds on the same fluid that the sperm feed on.
European doctors say Americans lack magnesium in their diet. Magnesium helps the immune system kill bacteria.
American doctors want to make money from infected eyes and prostatitis. Medicine in Canada is free. 4 years in the U.S. military gives a person free medicine for life at the Veteran's Hospitals. Take a bath in Epson Salts which is Magnesium Sulfate. Magnesium is best absorbed through the skin. You will feel better and know again "clean in thought, word and deed" like Circe's Grove Children before the Bible and its Chatal Hayuk antecedents poisoned everyone.

jizz clean up, magnesium cure, epsom salt cure

by one eyed dragon January 6, 2013

jizz

It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast.

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

by sharegod March 11, 2010

Jizz

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.

Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.

by Shornathon! February 11, 2009

jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

Jizzard

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.

"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom

by Gahd February 21, 2014

Jizz

is short for Jeremy aswell as male Semen/sperm.

Shan"Hey Jizz lets go talk to those girls over there"

Jizz(Jeremy)"cool man ill just grab my shotty & some duct tape"

Herb"weirdo"

by Shanley2204 November 4, 2010