Princess Dark Cloud

A person who just wants to be left alone when on family trips. They are usually tormented by their family which leads to depression and moodiness. Their frequent state of depression makes people believe that they have a dark cloud over their head.
"What's the matter Princess Dark Cloud? Don't want to join in on the game?"
or
"Oh she won't want to come, she's being a Princess Dark Cloud today."
by Princess Dark Cloud February 28, 2013
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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
by Bob McRoss December 05, 2016
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special dark chocolate

Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce
I am going to get some special dark chocolate.
by Ace Kaye December 03, 2021
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Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.
"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
by Peuso March 08, 2009
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dark side of the moon

A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.
When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.
by Herb N. Dictionary 2011 August 25, 2011
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
by Malix August 13, 2004
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dark side of the rainbow

(Noun). There are no colors on the dark side of the rainbow.

(Adj) Describes bad emotion. Depression.
Guy 1:Hey there's Chuck. Why does he look so down?

Guy 2:He's on the dark side of the rainbow.
by Fenderjazzmaster October 04, 2013
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