Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

Pulling a Hammer

When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.

Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.

by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018

Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013

Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer

Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.

"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018