go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024

Grow the grass

A modern alternative to the phrase "cut the crap". It is used in a playful yet direct manner to tell someone to stop being fake, stop talking in circles,or stop wasting time with nonsense . It encourages the person to be 'straight'. With the literal meaning as the grass grows straight so you need to be straight to the point.

"I'm tired of all these excuses . Grow the grass and tell me exactly what happened last night!

by Priychaotic January 21, 2026

penny in the grass

Someone or something that used to matter to you but doesn’t anymore. Lost in the crowd, overlooked, and not worth picking back up. Like finding a penny in the grass: technically still there, but you don’t care enough to grab it.

I used to confide in this guy, he was my brother for life! Now, he's just another penny in the grass.

by 8BallPaul March 22, 2026

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025