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Jennifer’s Body

1: the 2009 movie starring Megan Fox
2: the Ken Carson song from A Great Chaos
1.) “Let’s go watch Jennifer’s Body- average urban dictionary user in 2009
Ok-average urban dictionary user in 2009‘s friend

2.) “2 THINGS I AINT NEVER SEEN”-me on October 13, 2023
“What are you singing?”- my friend
“Jennifer’s Body by Ken Carson”-me on October 13, 2023
by EBK Boston April 22, 2024
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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Body man

A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
I think that body man knew all about some body, man
by Rashholevortex February 20, 2022
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body

I'm gonna body you
by streetwordking2020 October 16, 2020
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fruit body

Someone who is a small package of fruit. Not quite a meat body but fruitier than a nut body.
by James permain February 7, 2017
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Bodi

Used to describe someone who’s being fake, weak, lame, or letting people down—especially when they act tough but don’t back it up.

Alternative meaning (flexible): Can sometimes mean cheap, knockoff, or not legit.
• “That’s not even Nike, bro that’s some bodi gear.”
• “Man, you bodi for not showing up to the game.”
• “He always talks big, but when it’s go time—bodi energy.”
• “Don’t be bodi, just tell the truth.”
• “You bodi for folding that quick.”
by Calvinsim June 18, 2025
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