Chili Ring Destruction 

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.

chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.

Chili Ring Destruction by dr fudge November 22, 2011

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

weapon of ass destruction by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

desert thug 

Wannabe thug from New Mexico. Not really hard just fronting like they are. There are no thugs in N.M., just desert thugs. All they can beat up is a cactus.

You're not hard, you ain't nothin' but a desert thug

desert thug by Lisa and Stefanie March 8, 2005

despie 

A word normally used on the Neopian RP boards, meaning "desperate."

A despie usually tries to make their character perfcet, and usually sickeningly attractive, often in an attempt to get an online lover.

Jazmyne had bright blu eyes, she loox to be anbout 8teen, but she duz not kno her real age becuz her parents died b4 she waz born. Jazmyne has magic powers, is single & looking. she is about 18. her hair is golden blond and it is very pretty, she is a soccerplayer and she is a cheerleader but she h8ts preps.

despie by wysiwyg March 27, 2004

desi-planet addict 

A person who has no life. Who thinks they are something they are not. Girls making them selves feel better by calling them selves sexy girl, or cute stuff. And guys thinking they are some Indian Actor, or thug, with names like gangster for life. They are living out lives, which they wish they had.

desi-planet addict by Momo Montana October 8, 2003

designated drunk driver 

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

designated drunk driver by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

David Desrosiers 

Bassist of Pop Punk Band Simple Plan.

Bass.. David Desrosiers is my looooooooove<3

David Desrosiers by Ritalin<3 July 25, 2008