When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
by Xorak April 22, 2008
Get the Alaskan Corn Dogmug. by CBM¤ May 18, 2009
Get the corn bread mafiamug. a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.
by popadopalis June 21, 2005
Get the corned beef inspectormug. To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.
by Jowah March 7, 2009
Get the Idaho Corn cobmug. This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 3, 2005
Get the Texas-Corn-on-the-Cobmug. by doyoulikechips July 17, 2014
Get the corn pops niggamug. by Patty o' Funature June 8, 2009
Get the Bermuda Corn Cowdermug.