chode

describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person.

also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice

that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt

by cuttsy October 30, 2011

Chode Monkey

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013

Chode

The swirly part of the butt hole. Can be used for name calling.

Dude, wipe your chode!

Stop being a chode, you're really annoying!

by bootyson July 9, 2014

chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

by frosty beats March 13, 2018

Chode

The hairy place between the balls n asshole

marcus likes to lick chodes

shut up ya fuckin chode!!

by Chode Blower July 31, 2003

Chode

Someone with a short tiny penis.

Jake has a chode.

by HFSKHF June 11, 2003

chode

chode wider than longer penis and it is very mutated and cant get a woman if they tried

charlie has a chode and anthony alos wit alot more people

by Erik aka BlazE is []D[][V][]D June 20, 2003