Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

puccy clapper

best most khatic server in the whole work made by boba who is a clanker

I love Puccy Clapper

by floptok October 14, 2025

Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.

I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!

by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025

Michael Copper

That... I'm probably going to buy that.

Hym "Yeah I am probably going to buy that Michael Copper Black Eye Club comic. I am really easy to sell shit to!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Cooter Casper

When you take the ashes of a dead loved one and make an epoxy pocket pussy and an epoxy dildo and the male fucks the pocket pussy as the partner fucks the male in the ass with the dildo

Me and my wife had a blast cooter caspering last night

by Casper man December 16, 2025

Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026